Jessica Simpson knows how to party, even if it's during a live broadcast on Home Shopping Network where she's trying to move some units of Jessica Simpson "Kiss Me" Super Skinny Gray Jean. Simpson has been drawing cries of "she's drunk!" after her latest spectacular HSN appearance, and for good reason.
She's silly and slurry and rambling and cannot stop moving every single part of her body. Seriously, it's like she's actually just a giant Jessica Simpson suit being operated by a bunch of hamsters whose internal communication system has broken down. (Also, for the record, I would totally watch that movie.)
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But according togood oldTMZ, Simpson was not soused. "Giggling and slurring is just part of her personality that surfaces from time to time," the source says. Sure, of course. I'd imagine that "time to time" coincides with instances of her shouting, "OMG we should get some cheese fries!" Been there, sister.
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