You know who is feeling up to discussing her personal life? Emma Watson, who tells Vogue U.K. that last year she went through a "horrendous" with ex-boyfriend Matt Janney. How horrendous are we talking? It involved a vow of silence. No, seriously. "I felt really uncomfortable," Watson says. "Even before my relationship ended, I went on a silent retreat because I really wanted to figure out how to be at home with myself."
There's some joke in here about relationships and communication issues, but I'm honestly more distracted by the fact that silent retreats are apparently a thing.