Maybe this is nothing. Bruce Jenner, after all, is a man who appears to get plastic surgery the way other people get haircuts. It's a hobby for him.
However, a bunch of lifts and tucks are perhaps different from a laryngeal shave.
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"I've never heard of that, but it sounds sinister," you say. Not to worry: Bruce isn't having his voice removed or getting his throat sewn shut. He's just getting his voice box flattened into his throat. It's a procedure that's commonly part of male-to-female sexual reassignment, but Bruce says that's not what's going on here. "I just never liked my trachea," he told TMZ.
Maybe so, but this will do nothing to quell the gossip that the former Kardashian stepdad is interested in transitioning into a woman. In October a source claimed that Bruce's transgender desires were a major factor in his split from Kris Jenner.
“Bruce has a feminine side,” the source told Star. “He likes growing his hair out, likes getting manicures and pedicures and won’t leave his house without his diamond earrings. And he’s obsessed with plucking his eyebrows!”
Whatever. The great thing about the Kardashians is that we know they won't leave us nosy parkers hanging. Bruce will eventually tell us everything we want to know. Probably even more than that.