Why aren't Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux married yet?! Why isn't she pregnant with 18 babies?!?!! Maybe it's because she's wasting all her time gallivanting around getting piercings like some sort of skateboarding menace.
Jennifer's friend, makeup artist Gucci Westman (Gucci? What kind of name is that? I don't like these new friends of yours, young lady) posted a picture on her Instagram of her and Jennifer sporting new matching cartilage studs at the tops of their ears.
I'll let this nonsense slide this time. But if I see any tattoos on your hip, you are grounded, missy.
Justin Theroux has some weird stuff. A dish of human teeth (“People often think they’re little mints.”) A photograph of a live dude with an iron bar through his head. Little tongue depressors with beards and googly eyes, made by Amy Sedaris.
Jennifer Aniston is apparently cool with the teeth and the impaled gentleman. But, he toldGQ, as she and Theroux prepare their Hollywood manse for their impending nuptials, she draws the line at the grossest of his possessions: a collection of model syphilitic throats.