You guys remember Steve Jobs right? That guy who dropped out of college and then went on to helm Apple (computer, heard of them?) and essentially change technology as we know it? Yeah, that guy. Well, according to the sort of bat sh*t crazy, self aggrandizing — and quintessential Kanye — New York Times interview that is currently blowing up the Internet, Kanye West is sort of like that guy. Except, you know, more important. You can all just thank Yeezus that dudes like Steve Jobs were around to pave the way for even radder and better guys like Kanye West. Also in that interview: Kanye just DGAF about album sales or winning awards or what any of ya’ll think about him. Yes, yes, noted. But what was it that true OG Shakespeare once said? Something about the lady doth protesting too much?