Someone leaked a Kim Kardashian video to Perez Hilton on Monday and at first glance it’s hard to know if it’s a snippet of a music video for her debut single, “Jam (Turn It Up)” or another sex tape (a sex tape with auto-tune and her name scrolling across it in giant pink neon letters, but a dirty vid nonetheless).
In the video, Kardashian seems to be covered in some sort of oily substance (Cooking oil? Hair grease? Who knows?) while she writhes on the floor in a pair of the tightest, smallest, pinkest and plastic-est short-shorts the world has ever seen.
The release date of the video, which is directed by Hype Williams, has yet to be released, and comments from the Kardashian clan suggest it may never have been intended to be released. However, I don’t think it’s so terrible. If anyone can make crawling on your hands and knees while barely clothed towards an exhaust fan while saturated in what might be fake semen, it’s Kim Kardashian. Let’s not deny her a showcase for her true talent, friends.
