"Orange is the New Black" star Laverne Cox totally wins the relatability award this year for her perfectly measured and understandable reaction to receiving a Christmas card from Beyonce. I mean, it's a Christmas card from Beyonce. Cox posted a shot of the signature to Instagram, explaining, "So when I opened this holiday card a few days ago and read 'Love Beyonce,' I literally fell to the floor. I was on the floor of my apartment. I have witnesses." Don't worry, we believe you.
So when I opened this holiday card a few days ago and read Love @beyonce I literally fell to the floor. I was on the floor of my apartment. I have witnesses. Love the #CakeByThePound sweatshirt. Thanks Bey for the gift. I have had an awesome year and this is certainly a highlight. Happy holidays Mrs. Carter to you and your beautiful family. Thanks for all the amazing music and endless inspiration you've given to me and so many over the past 16 years. Since No No No I have been saying YASSS YASSS YASSS! #QueenBey foever.
She also writes, "Thanks Bey for the gift" and includes an image of a sweatshirt emblazoned with "Cake by the Pound." It's unclear whether the item is said gift — I mean, it would make sense, right? — but the important thing is I would like to know more about this cake by the pound policy. Where do I sign up?
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