Big news! Everyone's pretend best friend — or, if you're lucky enough to be Jennifer Lawrence, you're actual best friend — Amy Schumer has a new man in her life. And describing him will probably make you jealous: Schumer is reportedly dating Chicago-based custom furniture-maker Ben Hanisch, according to E! News. So, you know, he's good with his hands and knows how to keep warm in the winter.
Oh, and he's totally into being effusive about his lady, which is a definite plus. Hanisch posted a photo of him and Schumer early this week with the touching caption, "Sometimes in life you get extremely lucky, and the smartest, funniest, most beautiful woman comes along when you least expect it. Here's to what adventures 2016 brings!"
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And apparently things are serious enough that he got to tag along to the White House this week with her. Are you overcome with jealousy yet?
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