Oh my lord, this story makes me want to become a nun, or a vegan, or something. Something really pure and sober and far away from this kind of Hollywood nastiness.
Remember a few years ago when it was revealed that Lindsay Lohan's father Michael Lohan had fathered a secret daughter while still married to Dina Lohan? That daughter, Ashley Horn, is 18 now, and she's gotten $25,000 worth of plastic surgery to look more like Lindsay.
Are you back from staring blankly at the horizon, a sweaty drink clutched in your hand? Cool.“My goal was to look like Lindsay in her good days, when she was around 18, 19 years old," Ashley, who has never met her famous sister, told In Style.
She doesn't, really, but Ashley's apparently pleased with the results.“I’m hotter than Lindsay!” she said. “I have no problem saying that.”
Oh, I think you have any number of problems, girl.
In aninterview with Oprah this summer, Lindsay Lohan seemed ready to admit that things have gone badly wrong of late, and said she believed her behavior had its roots in an unstable childhood. “A lot of stuff went on with my family when I was young and I grew up in a very chaotic home, and then there were moments of everything being wonderful and perfect and then things being so uncontrollable and chaotic that... It’s something people go through and unfortunately I waited too long to face it,” she said.