So Lindsay Lohan really is working on a book, apparently, and if her attempt at teasing it is any indication it will be inscrutable, unintelligible and nausea-inducing. Fun times! Lohan posted a video to Instagram with a caption that includes a birthday message to a friend, some jumbled emojis and "teaser for my book FYI." The video, shot sideways in widescreen and filtered within an inch of its life, is totally unclear but seems to have been shot (quite drunkenly) in Greece, where she's vacationing.
If anyone can tell me what's actually happening in the brief clip, I'll give them my signed DVD of "Freaky Friday."