Just call her Hemingway.
Lindsay Lohan, troubled starlet and enemy of Paris and Barron Hilton, is writing a tell-all autobiography, reports TMZ. Sources told the gossip site that la Lohan plans to get down and dirty and write about her arrests, drug abuse, acting career and even her family (though what hasn't Michael Lohan already revealed?).
Lohan kept a journal during rehab, and these diary entries will form the basis for her book. Sources told TMZ "she wants to open up every part of her life." Lohan allegedly met with literary agency Waxman Leavall, which has also represented Victor Cruz and Bill Murray. TMZ reports that she has received six-figure offers for a book deal; the entertainment website also snarkily pointed out that an autobiography penned by Lohan might be classified as fiction.