You may have heard that Mark Ruffalo visited our offices today! Well, while he was here, he revealed an interesting hobby: He and his friends like to sit around and come up with alternate porn titles for his films.
Of course, you can’t let a thing like that slide, so we asked him for some examples. Here they are!
»“Eternal Buttshine of the Spotless Grind”
»“In the Butt” (Mark Ruffalo’s friends have particular tastes, evidently!)
»“13 Going on 30” (No need to change!)
Not bad, not bad. But let’s see what ones Metro’s friends came up with:
»”13 Going Down on 30″
»”Eternal Sunshine of the Topless Grind”
The verdict? We don’t want to brag, but we think our friends are funnier than Mark Ruffalo’s.
