If there's one thing you need to know about actor Michael Fassbender, it's that the man absolutely cannot keep his clothes on.

 

Sure, it you've seen "Shame," you know what his deal is, but did you know it goes even further than that? Fassbender actually performs every single role of his completely nude, with his body covered through tricks of photography, lighting and, in extreme cases, CGI. Take a look at this shot from "300":

 

 

What's more real, his abs or that loincloth?

 

It shouldn't be surprising, then, what happened when Fassbender stopped by Obsession magazine. The man is like a bizarro-world Tobias Funke: