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Paula Deen: Porn Star?

Know what’s grosser than watching Paula Deen slather her food with butter and grease? Watching Paula Deen slather her naked body with butter and grease.

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Know what’s grosser than watching Paula Deen slather her food with butter and grease? Watching Paula Deen slather her naked body with butter and grease. Which is why we’re sincerely hoping that the disgraced food empire queen doesn’t accept a recent job offer she reportedly received from a porn site. If Paula Deen accepts a porn offer from a porn site, we're canceling the Internet.

According to TMZ, an adult website called PureMature.com (it specializes in geriatric sexy times) sent Deen a letter offering her a six-figure (seriously?) gig. In said letter, Deen was praised as their ideal star: "Full figured or thin, arthritic or diabetic... you embody our perfect spokesperson."

We’re not entirely sure who gets their jollies watching arthritic, racist old ladies engage in sex acts, but we know it’s not us. We’re happy to watch Deen publicly try and wipe that egg off her face — as for any other fluids, we’ll pass.

 
 
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