Last night’s Democratic debate debate introduced Martin O’Malley, the former governor of Maryland and a total DILF to America’s loins.
For those of you who were raised by and exclusively hung out with puritans a DILF is a “Dad I’d Like to F–.k” Here are some other famous dilfs:
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Shortly after last night’s debate, social media’s loins were burning as people of all ages, ethnicities and political beliefs proclaimed O’Malley to be what he has always been: certifiable, grade- A DILF.
O’Malley gets my vote for hot #Dilf . Hi daddy. #DemDebate
Martin O’Malley is a DILF. #DemDebate
— Frank Costa (@feistyfrank) October 14, 2015
href=”http://t.co/cJPZ04yhKw“>pic.twitter.com/cJPZ04yhKw— Jacob Gardner (@ThatBoyJacob) October 14, 2015
O’Malley’s closing statements increase his dilf status 30%
— Rachel Hoyme (@meSoHoyme) October 14, 2015
I’m going to remember O’Malley’s name, because he’s kind of a DILF.
— Caitlin (@clokant) October 14, 2015
O’Malley is the token DILF candidate
— Olive (@oliviaktaylor) October 14, 2015
ok but O’Malley is a dilf bye
— Lana (@walskimargolis) October 14, 2015
Gov. O’Malley is a major DILF.
— Dennis R. Upkins (@drupkins) October 14, 2015
Martin O’Malley is definitely a dilf
— alliee (@allie_vogus) October 14, 2015
This is off topic, but O’Malley is such a DILF.
— Megan DeArmit (@cartonofmeggs) October 14, 2015
martin o’malley is a dilf tbh honest
— spooky jarod (@jarodzsz) October 14, 2015
In addition, not one, but two posts were posted to /r/ladyboners, a subreddit that is a veritable pictorial feast of men that women (and men too) find attractive/beautiful/hot/worth objectifying, both of which laudedO’Malley’s aclompishments as a DILF. It’s not incredibly hard to see why people would think O’Malley is a DILF, even if you don’t personally find him worthy.
O’Malley (who is 52 years old and stands tall at 6’1″) has a rockin’ bod, plays the guitar and sings in a band, and actually has four kids.
Those certainly sound like all the ingredients one would need to be a DILF.
Bod? Check.
Guitar? Check.
Is an actual father? Check.
However, the subject appears to be up for debate.A quick poll around Metro’s New York office found that the staff was 50/50 on whether or not O’Malley is a total DILF.
So what say ye, dear reader? DILF or not a DILF?
