Apparently some people have been comparing rakish royal bachelor Prince Harry to unlucky-in-love Bridget Jones due to his romantic track record, but the Prince just isn't having it. "Bridget Jones? Where's that come from? Because I write my own diary or because I don't have a girlfriend?" he tells the Mirror.
"Bridget Jones? That's sad. No, for me, it's good — I'm very happy not having a girlfriend. It's not a case of anything. I'm not, sort of, looking. It's cool." Sure, Harry. Whatever you say. Here, have some ice cream.
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