OK, so some men apparently give their, ahem, members nicknames. That's a thing. I guess. But hey, I'm all for new opportunities for creativity. And you'd have to get pretty creative to top the name "Masters of Sex" star Michael Sheen gave his, at least if girlfriend Sarah Silverman is to be believed. Completely unprompted, Silverman took to Twitter to put this out in the world:
My boyfriend named his penis. He named it "The Great Christine Baranski"— Sarah Silverman (@SarahKSilverman) March 2, 2015
Which sounds like a mouthful, honestly.
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