If you were walking down the street and saw a young woman throwing up would you a) give her a wide berth and go about your business, b) stop and ask if she was OK and if she perhaps could benefit from a napkin or a breath mint or c) take out your cell phone and start filming her so you could send snapchats of a stranger puking to all your bros?
If you picked a — hey, you’re just like me. I don’t mess with vomit. Just typing out the word vomit made me almost puke in my mouth. Not my vomit, not my problem. If you picked b — hey, you’re a really good person! A better one than I. You make other people’s vomit your problem, and that’s pretty cool of you. If you picked c, however — hey, you’re a raging d-bag! And also you’re Shia LaBeouf.
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Because, according to the Daily Mail, that’s pretty much exactly what happened when LaBeouf came across a chick tossing her cookies on the street in London this weekend.
The 27-year-old (seriously bro? grow up.) actor was apparently so tickled by the sight of a girl getting sick in public that he took out his cell phone and started filming it. But, like, why? The fact that this is a really dick move aside, what was he even going to do with that footage? (Actually, dude is supposedly a major weirdo, maybe he was going to add it to his ... personal collection?)
No dick deed goes unpunished, however. Because what happened next is amazing. When LaBeouf refused to stop filming her — despite very reasonable pleas to cease and desist and, also, screw off, from the girl’s friends — he got kicked in the nuts by a passerby.
There is justice in the world. And it will jump-kick you in your privates if you don’t behave.