Sorry, British models, you’re done

Carol White, the modeling agent responsible for such ’90s fashion titans as Naomi Campbell, Claudia Schiffer and Linda Evangelista, is calling time of death on Great Britain’s future as a supermodel talent pool. “The British are s—. Even if they’re from a poor background, British girls have everything,” White, herself a Brit, tells the Sunday Times Style Magazine. “They come from, say, Newcastle, and they don’t want to leave their mates or their boyfriend — they’re torn. We’re not as fit. Maybe we eat too much.”

So, just so we’re clear, material comfort, emotional stability and regular meals are killing the British modeling industry. Huh.

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