Sorry, guys, Mindy Kaling doesn’t do one-night stands

Art, it seems, doesn’t imitate life when it comes to Mindy Kaling, who is finding that the wild dating life of her “The Mindy Project” alter ego is screwing up what men expect from her in her own life. “When I go on dates there’s this expectation that I’m going to have, like, 11 martinis and like pass out and like spend the night really soon. And I think people get a little disappointed because my true self is like, I could never do that, like have a one-night stand,” the single actress and writer tells Ellen DeGeneres during an interview. “Because I have my medications that I have to take at night. I have to be at my house and do my flossing. I have all that stuff.” Hey, maybe some guys are into flossing.

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