Sheesh. You marry one famous comedian who then divorces you 14 months later, and reporters will never let you hear the end of it. Katy Perry is still getting questions about Russell Brand more than three years after their split, and you know what? She's had enough. "He hasn't spoken to me since he texted me saying he was filing for divorce," she tells the Daily Telegraph. "I don't want to talk about him. My songs will say what I need to say." So quit it, all right?
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