1 Lindsay Lohan has avoided going to jail after her latest probation hearing, but she’ll now be required to stay in rehab at the Betty Ford Center until January. But there’s one problem. According to Hollyscoop, Lohan can’t afford rehab. “She indicates she can not afford to continue to pay for the treatment program and she needs to work,” Lohan’s probation report reportedly states. “Her clothing line is falling apart because she is not available to monitor the product.” A 90-day stay at the Betty Ford Center reportedly costs about $53,000.

2 Katy Perry and Russell Brand have made it official, tying the knot in India over the weekend. “Russell Brand and Katy Perry are overjoyed to confirm that they were pronounced Mr. and Mrs. Brand on Saturday, October 23,” the happy couple said in a statement. “The very private and spiritual ceremony, attended by the couples’ closest family and friends, was performed by a Christian minister and longtime friend of [Perry’s family]. The backdrop was the inspirational and majestic countryside of Northern India.”

3
Christina Aguilera
is reportedly itching for Jordan Bratman to move out, as her soon-to-be-ex-husband is still staying at their Beverly Hills home, according to TMZ. The couple has been separated since September, and Aguilera is reportedly staying in a hotel while their divorce is finalized because Bratman won’t leave.

4 Celine Dion’s twins were born Saturday in West Palm Beach, Fla., her rep announced in a statement. “Celine gave birth to two healthy baby boys weighing 5 pounds 10 ounces and 5 pounds 4 ounces,” her obstetrician, Ronald Ackerman, says.