John Stamos is a no-go

John Stamos will not be replacing Charlie Sheen on “Two and a Half Men,” at least if Stamos has any say in it. “I don’t want to replace anyone, especially Charlie Sheen. It’s just not where my head’s at,” the former “Full House” star tells Ryan Seacrest during an interview. “Nobody has officially talked to me and, quite frankly, as flattering as it is, it’s really not part of my career plan right now.”

Sheen had previously registered his displeasure with the idea, telling Access Hollywood, “I like John, but he doesn’t have what I have and the show sucks if he’s on it.”

A sex tape for Usher?

There is reportedly a homemade sex tape featuring R&B singer Usher and his ex-wife, Tameka Foster, floating around Hollywood, ready to go to the highest bidder, according to TMZ. Representatives for the site say they’ve seen part of the video, and they insist Usher is definitely the star. Sources close to the singer speculate that the video was stolen from his car in 2009, a break-in that resulted in Usher reporting more than $1 million worth of items stolen.

Prepare for mini Hiltons

Paris Hilton may finally be ready to settle down with her current boyfriend, nightclub owner Cy Waits, according to Hollyscoop. “I feel broody sometimes,” Paris says of the idea of starting a family with Waits. “I’d love kids in the future. Cy’s the best boyfriend I’ve ever had. I’m so happy with him.”