No means no, Lindsay!

While Lindsay Lohan is staying alcohol-free to comply with court instructions, she reportedly admitted to her probation officer that she’s been imbibing in small quantities thanks to a fermented tea, Kombucha, she enjoys, according to TMZ. The beverage’s label mentions it contains trace amounts of alcohol, but that’s enough for the court to take notice. The infraction has reportedly been added to Lohan’s probation report and will be taken into consideration when a judge reviews her probation agreement.

Joe Jonas single again

Joe Jonas and “Twilight” star Ashley Greene have reportedly split up, according to Page Six. “It was mutual and amicable,” a source says of the breakup, adding that the main factor in the split was the stars’ hectic schedules. Which is awkward, since Jonas has this to say about his relationship with Greene in an interview in next month’s Details: “What works about it is she really puts my feelings first. She understands my busy schedule.”

Eva goes big for her 36th birthday

Eva Longoria celebrated her 36th birthday with several parties and a trip to Disneyland, but the highlight was a 1920s-themed bash attended by her nearest and dearest — and rumored new boyfriend Eduardo Cruz, according to People magazine. “Eva and Eduardo were so cute. They were kissing and making out all night,” a source says. Guests included Heidi Klum, Kanye West and Eduardo’s sister, Penelope Cruz.