Frankly, Internet, we're surprised it took you this long. The minute we saw this interview between Charles Ramsey (nominee for best interviewee of 2013 thus far) and a super uncomfortable reporter (LOL at how fast he GTFO there when things got weird — after awkwardly patting Ramsey's chest to say g'bye) we thought, well there's the next "Bed Intruder" just waiting to happen.

"Well, I knew something was wrong when a little pretty white girl ran into a black man's arms. Something is wroooong here. Dead giveaway. Dead giveaway. Deeeaaad giveaway."

You can't make this stuff up. (Also shout-out to the stone-faced guy to his right in the leather vest. Why so serious, bro?)

Internet meme trollers, we said, get thee to your auto-tune machines! And so they did.

 

So far, though, the Ramsey auto-tunes are not top-notch. Internet, you can do better. And you will, we know you will. Because you've brought us Lady in the Gas Station Backing Up. And Double Rainbow. We'll be right here waiting.