In “well, duh” news, TMZ reports that the three new additions to Charlie Sheen’s harem, uh, bevy of women known as “Charlie’s Angels” are former porn stars. Former hardcore porn stars. I don’t find this to be particularly noteworthy because, um, what other kind of woman thinks that it’s a pro move to sign up to serve as one of that loon’s many fun-holes? If you were to tell me that they were former elementary school teachers or, say, members of the Senate, that would be news.
But no, they’re former porn stars. (On a side note, isn’t it kind of weird that any person who has had sex on camera for money is referred to as a porn “star?” That’s like calling Tori Spelling (am I aging myself here? Insert current D-List actor) a movie star. Porn makers, sure. Porn actors, if I’m being generous. Anyway, I digress.
The three new ladies are Jayme Langford, Jana Jordan and Celeste Star. Langford is perhaps best known for her roles in “Power Munch 3 and 5” which, OK, are great porn titles. You had me at Power Munch.