The Word: Gene Simmons calls time of death on rock

Published : September 07, 2014

(Photo by Paul Kane/Getty Images) (Photo by Paul Kane/Getty Images)

 

The party's over, everybody. Gene Simmons says rock and roll is dead. Never one for melodramatic statements, the Kiss leader explained to Esquire recently that the system's changed, man. It's changed. "Rock is finally dead. I am so sad that the next 15-year-old kid in a garage someplace in Saint Paul that plugs into his Marshall and wants to turn it up to 10 will not have anywhere near the same opportunity that I did," he says. "The death of rock was not a natural death. Rock did not die of old age. It was murdered. And the real culprit is that kid's 15-year-old next-door neighbor, probably a friend of his. Maybe even one of the band mates he's jamming with." Say what now?

 

Oh, right. According to Simmons, this whole tragedy is down to the fact that we as consumers aren't doing enough to support decent, hard-working record companies that therefore can't afford to support musicians like they used to. Shame on us. "There are still record companies, and it does apply to pop, rap, and country to an extent," he explains. "But for performers who are also songwriters — the creators — for rock music, for soul, for the blues — it's finally dead."

 


 

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