It's hard to imagine that there's anything left to reveal about One Direction, especially after having the start of their career heavily documented on a reality show, being the subject of a Morgan Spurlock-directed documentary and being incessant over-sharers on social media, but just in case, there's now a book coming out. The five guys have "written" an "autobiography" called "Who We Are" that promises "an unprecedented insight into all of it, from their humble beginnings and lives before the X Factor, to recording their first single, touring the world, winning awards, breaking records, and much, much more." We're putting this one right on the shelf next to Kim Kardashian's book of discarded selfie attempts.
So anyway, what revelations can we hope to find in this new sacred text? Well, apparently Harry Styles has had to wrestle … no, that seems too strong of a word. Harry Styles has had to gently caress some confidence issues. "I'm naturally a fairly confident person in most situations, but not all," Styles confesses, though he notes that after some poor notices following an early TV appearance by the band, "any natural confidence I had was being taken over by nerves because back then I had no idea how to channel and control my anxiety." His solution? Just keep being awesome with these other awesome guys, man. "One Direction have always been a band that gigs heavily, so over time I've been able to learn about nerves, to understand why and when they might hit and, best of all, how to control them. Now I know that if your nerves are controlled correctly, it can actually give you a bit of an edge, an extra sense of focus." Cocaine helps, too.
Gosling and Mendes adjust to parenthood
And now, the latest on new parents Eva Mendes and Ryan Gosling. It's been nearly two weeks since the couple welcomed their new daughter, and apparently the whole thing is taking some getting used to. "They're both great, but exhausted," a source tells E! News. "They know it's going to be a little while before the baby adjusts to a schedule." So now you know. Gosling, for his part, is reportedly "infatuated with the baby," making all other babies in the world seethe with jealousy.
Rosie O'Donnell not happy ... again
The new "View" line-up has barely started working together and already Rosie O'Donnell is reportedly eyeing the exits once again, according to Radar Online. "Rosie O'Donnell was ready to walk when Rosie Perez and Nicolle Wallace were announced. She felt like it wasn't the show she signed up for and ABC sold her a bill of goods that never happened," a source says. "When Rosie Perez was given the seat and Whoopi [Goldberg] didn't end up leaving, it [became clear it wouldn't be] Rosie O'Donnell's show. She feels like they shoved the new panel down her throat after the disastrous chemistry test process."
Drake Bell takes Belieber bait ... again
While we've all been getting ready for autumn — drinking Pumpkin Spice Lattes, waiting for the leaves to change, constructing our "sexy 'Mysteries of Laura'" Halloween costumes — Drake Bell has been diligently keeping up with his years-old feud with the fans of Justin Bieber. Not Bieber himself, mind you, but his fans. In his latest volley, Bell apparently slipped, "Oh and I hope you die soon" into an Instagram comment on a photo posted by a Belieber. But Bell, in his own defense, insisted he was just dishing out what he'd been taking heaps of from the fan. "So a Belieber floods me with spam telling me she hopes I die soon over and over so I give it back and I'm the bad guy?" Bell posted to Twitter. In the equation of irrational Bieber fan on the Internet and professional public figure, Mr. Bell? Yes, yes you are. But hey, keep fighting the good fight.