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Congratulations are in order, as Briana Jungwirth, the makeup artist that One Direction member Louis Tomlinson knocked up, went and gave birth late last week. Tomlinson himself even confirmed it, taking to Twitter to post, "I'm pleased to say my baby son was born yesterday" on Saturday morning. "He is healthy and pretty amazing. I'm very happy." Maybe it's a British modesty thing, but "pretty amazing" sounds like faint praise. At least give the kid a chance to impress you before finalizing your review?

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As for what they're calling the little one? Well, if you believe the Sun, they've got a name all picked out, and given that Louis is a famous pop star, you'd expect something bizarre, right?“Louis and Briana are yet to file a birth certificate but they’ve agreed on the name Sydney Rain. It will be rubber-stamped in the next five days," a source says. "It’s not yet known whether the baby boy will take Briana’s surname or Tomlinson.”

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Anyway, congratulations, young man. I keep wanting to try to make "One Dad-rection" work as a pun, but it just sounds so icky.