Tom Hanks’ incorrigible rapper son, Chet Haze, went on something of a tirade on Twitter this week, unleashing a slew of angry and threatening messages at Howard Stern for some reason. It’s not really clear what his beef is — and Stern didn’t respond — but the self-professed “walking PR disaster” did offer some choice phrases like, “Do you have any idea how badly I am going to assault you when I see you?” and, “It’s a shame you don’t hang in the same circles as my family (not enough bread for that).”
@HowardStern Howie… Listen. One day, maybe tomorrow, maybe 10 years from now, I am going to see you in person, and I am going to hurt you
— Chester M. Hanks (@CHETHAZE) March 31, 2015
@HowardStern it’s a shame you don’t hang in the same circles as my family (not enough bread for that) cuz if you did I woulda already seen u
— Chester M. Hanks (@CHETHAZE) March 31, 2015
I AM A WALKING PR DISASTER AND I COULD LITERALLY GIVE A FUCK LESS!!!!!! OH WAIT I MEANT I LITERALY DONT GIVE A SINGLE FUCK!!!!
— Chester M. Hanks (@CHETHAZE) March 31, 2015
TOMORROW TMZ OR GAWKER WILL WRITE AN ARTICLE ABOIT THIS RANT AND ALL I GOTTA SAY IS KEEP RIDING MY DICK BITCHES!!!! AHA
— Chester M. Hanks (@CHETHAZE) March 31, 2015
He even went and got prophetic at the end of it, writing that “tomorrow TMZ or Gawker will write an article [about] this rant and all I gotta say is keep riding my d—, bitches.” So charming. I haven’t seen anything on TMZ or Gawker just yet, but how about Metro, Mr. Haze? Will that do? Follow Ned Ehrbar on Twitter:@nedrick
