Metro’s Monday night TV breakdown.
‘Swamp People’
REALITY. TV viewers’ appetite for reality shows about “Deliverance”-type people hunting animals in backwoods towns cannot be sated! One such show, about two families who hunt alligators in Louisiana, returns for its fifth season tonight.
Season Premiere, 9 p.m., HIST
‘Sports Illustrated Swimsuit: 50 Years of Beautiful’
SPECIAL. This is a celebration of women with preternaturally smokin’ bods, hosted by Heidi Klum (who we can only assume drinks the blood of virgins with her morning coffee to look like that at 40) and with appearances by Sports Illustrated models past and present including Tyra Banks and Kathy Ireland.
9 p.m., NBC
‘Bad Ink’
REALITY. Love might not last forever, but tattoos do. That’s what the dude featured on tonight’s episode learned that hard way — a pesky piece from a previous marriage isn’t sitting so well with wife number two.
10 p.m., A&E
