Hannah is way more evil than Dexter
Metro’s weekend TV breakdown.
‘Wipeout’
COMPETITION. Oh, how far the pretty have fallen. In this episode, former beauty queens and pageant girls vie, not for a crown or sash designating them loveliest of all, but for the title of Miss Wipeout. This is probably a prime example of why young girls should not put all of their eggs in the “going to be Miss Universe one day” basket.
Thursday, 8 p.m., ABC
‘Strange Sex’
EDUCATIONAL. The title of this episode of one of the most deliciously freaky documentary-type shows on the ‘tube is “160 lb. Scrotum and Dominatrix in Training.” They had us at “160 lb Scrotum.”
Sunday, 10:30 p.m, DFH
‘True Blood’
DRAMA. Whaaat, it’s already the finale? Time flies when you’re having bloody good fun. You know that sh—t is going to go down in the sixth season finale of — admittedly — one of the most increasingly ridiculous fantasy/dramas on TV. But we love it.
Season Finale, Sunday, 9 p.m., HBO
‘Dexter’
DRAMA. We’ve finally picked our jaws off the floor after finding out, at the end of last week’s episode, that that B Hannah is back and still poisoning people. We’re really hoping that Dexter just offs her this time — bloodily.
Sunday, 9 p.m., SHO
