Subway wants to purchase the Greendale campus. A little light corporate sponsorship never hurt anyone, right? Boy, a Flatizza would be great right about now.
Have you watched Christopher Meloni's new sitcom? It's probably worth a try. That guy is super funny. The show is produced by "Scrubs" creator Bill Lawrence, so either you're excited to watch now or you're going to avoid this show like the plague.
Mary is concerned about a secret clause in her marriage contract. See, this is why it's important to read things before signing them.
'My Strange Addiction'
Prepare yourself. Thursday night's addicts are a lady who drinks paint and another who takes part in costumed role-playing called "pony play."