Metro’s Thursday night TV breakdown.
‘Miami Monkey’
REALITY. Aw shucks, it’s already the season finale of this show? We’re not being sarcastic, we actually love watching Big Ang do…anything. Big Ang is crazy. Big Ang is crazy looking. And Big Ang is crazy entertaining. In the big finale, Big Ang and the gang throw a huge party at the bar. We’re guessing this party ends in partial-to-full nudity, black-out intoxication and at least one good throwdown girl fight.
Season Finale, 10 p.m., VH1
‘Parenthood’
DRAMA. If you’re not already watching “Parenthood,” we have just one question for you: why not? This show never fails to draw a tear or two, these writers have a certain knack for tugging at the old heart strings — hard. Plus, the acting is great and the storylines are compelling, even when they’re about something totally mundane. Tonight, Julia receives upsetting news from Victor’s school. Break out the Kleenex, people.
10 p.m., NBC
‘Project Runway All-Stars’
COMPETITION. In tonight’s fashion showdown, the remaining designers have to create fashion from elementary school classroom items. Sort of brings a whole new meaning to the phrase “schoolgirl outfit,” we guess. (For real, though, we bet some of these designers can do some pretty crazy things with chalk and glue sticks.)
10 p.m., LIFE
