Metro's Thursday night TV breakdown.
‘Once Upon a Time in Wonderland’
FANTASY. This is a spinoff of ABC’s cheesy fairy tale series “Once Upon a Time” except, you guessed it, set in Peter Pan’s ‘hood. Is that really a show that demanded its own spinoff?
Series Premiere, 8 p.m., ABC
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‘Big Tips Texas’
REALITY. If you missed last night’s premiere of MTV’s latest trashy reality show (giving “Jersey Shore,” “Buckwild” and “Teen Mom” a solid run for their money) here’s your chance to catch up. The premise: A group of half-naked Texas girls work at a bar called Redneck Heaven and all of them have very large... tips.
9 p.m., MTV
REALITY. Sorry we’re not sorry that despite being a walking horror show, we sort of dig Big Ang. In this episode of the “Mob Wives” spinoff, the staff (a bunch of half-naked Staten Island girls with big... tips) try to throw a birthday party for Ang. Unfortunately, since they aren’t good at anything but butchering the English language, drinking and fighting, it does not go well.
10 p.m., VH1
‘Million Dollar Shoppers’
REALITY. This is a new show about people whose job is shopping for ridiculously rich people. What are these people doing that they’re too busy to shop for themselves? Is there a more a horrible job on earth than painstakingly picking out beautiful threads you’ll never get to wear? All these questions and more will surely be answered.
Series Premiere, 10:30 p.m., LIFE