Metro's Tuesday night TV breakdown.
COMEDY. Tosh celebrates Movember, which can only mean that he’ll be sporting a pretty epic stache. Wonder what awkward mustache videos he’s managed to dredge up from the dark depths of the Internet tonight.
10 p.m., COMEDY
REALITY. In this episode of a series that profiles crazies across the country who spend all of their time preparing for some sort of apocalyptic scenario, a group of said crazies in Washington have developed their own suit of armor. We can’t imagine what this armor is supposed to ward off, other than an active sex life.
9 p.m., NGC
‘Giulana and Bill’
REALITY. Tonight, the E! host and her husband baby-proof their home. That should be only marginally less tedious than actually baby-proofing your own home — or maybe more tedious, we’re not sure.
8 p.m., E!