These two need to consider less stressful careers. / Credit: Craig Blankenhorn/FX These two need to consider less stressful careers. / Credit: Craig Blankenhorn/FX

 

'The Americans'
Philip and Elizabeth face "painful turns" in their missions. Maybe next week they'll have a nice easy mission with no moral ambiguity? Probably not.
FX, 10PM

 

'American Idol'
The theme tonight is "Competitor's Pick" and the contestants choose songs for the others to sing. So many opportunities for terrible songs!
FOX, 8PM

 

'Unusually Thicke'
Alan Thicke will be having a garage sale on tonight's episode, and Bob Saget will be stopping by. Maybe they'll all ask him about the ending of "How I Met Your Mother."
TVGN, 10PM

 

'Watch What Happens Live'
Tracy Morgan will be on the show! Did anyone catch that he was listed as "Banksy" in Conan O'Brien's cameo-filled MTV Movie Awards monologue? We never would have guessed.
Bravo, 11PM