Aniston with husband Justin Theroux.|Getty Images1/3 Aniston with husband Justin Theroux.|Getty Images
William Bradley Pitt, you should be ashamed of yourself.|Getty Images2/3 William Bradley Pitt, you should be ashamed of yourself.|Getty Images
Also, still hot, but also peak dad, so.|Getty Images3/3 Also, still hot, but also peak dad, so.|Getty Images
Now that the bonds of Brangelina has been broken, Brad Pitt is searching for a familiar sort of comfort in the lean, tanned bosom of his ex wife. That’s right, I’m talking about Jennifer Aniston. According to Us Weekly, the 53-year old has been texting with his ex and I can’t even.
Apparently, Pitt no longer had Aniston’s digits, and went through the laborious effort of tracking them down, just so he could wish her a happy birthday. They’ve been talking ever since. A source tells Us Weekly that the “Allied” star is having all the feels about the good ole days, and the two even “exchanged a few texts reminiscing about the past.”
Pitt and Aniston, 48, were married for five years before they divorced. Pitt famously shacked up with Angelina Jolie immediately after and Aniston married Justin Theroux in 2015.
I have one simple request, and it is this: Please don’t put us through this again, Brad. Don’t put Jennifer Aniston through this again. Remember that rude W Magazine photo shoot you did right after divorcing her? She might not still be mad about it, we are.