You might just have to take our word for it that you're looking at a photograph of "Kill Bill" star Uma Thurman, who hit the red carpet for NBC's "The Slap" looking nearly unrecognizable. Her minimal makeup look seems like a perfect opportunity to illustrate just how much of a difference eyeshadow and eyeliner can make. Seriously, it's remarkable. Or maybe it's just the contrast from the very red lipstick and the nearly makeup-free eyes. Or the lack of distinctive bangs. Or the fact that she didn't really feel like smiling.
The Internet, not suprisingly, is not being kind:
Uma Thurman... Yeesh!— Kevin Carr (@kevincarr) February 10, 2015
Uma Thurman y el Deadly Viper Assassination Plastic Surgery Disaster Squad.— Mr. Vox (@JulesFuzz) February 10, 2015
Looks like Uma Thurman wouldn't even win an Uma Thurman lookalike competition any more. pic.twitter.com/jtRWlt8Ftx— Larry Entertainment (@larryents) February 10, 2015
Uma Thurman, what have you done? :(— dwalks (@itwalks) February 10, 2015
Also, we do red carpet premieres for NBC miniseries now? Huh.
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