Things are off to a messy start in the promotional run-up to Justin Bieber's much-hyped roasting by Kevin Hart and other comedy pros at the behest of Comedy Central next month. In the first video clip for the event, the Tiny Canadian Terror is pelted in slow motion with eggs, hearkening back to his previous arrest for doing the same to his neighbor's house last year. As the video teases, "Watch Justin Bieber learn how poor, defenseless houses feel." All this gooey, slow-moviolence must be doing something for some type of egg fetishists out there, at least.
Also, can we do something about Bieber's apparent allergy to shirts? I know he put a lot of time into all those tattoos and wants to show them off, but still.
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