Vin Diesel, actor and key figure in the sexual awakening of countless twenty-something gay men and straight women around the world (have you NOT seen “xXx”? Don't), posted a photo showing off his abs after the internet collectively shamed him for having a dad bod.

 

In case you need a refresh: Vin Diesel was caught by paparazzi last week standing on a balcony with what looked like a stomach that had a metabolism that was anything but fast and furious.

 

The internet of course collectively shamed the poor guy for being a human being with an appetite and lazy days.

 

To shut down the haters, Diesel posted a Tom-Hardy-Myspace-Photo-esque picture of him showing off his abdominal muscles.

Goodbye, dad bod and goodbye, haters!