Because, obviously. If there's one thing that can make the Monday before a holiday more bearable, it's kicking back in your cubicle and watching as next-gen comedy mafiosos James Franco and Seth Rogan act out Yeezus' slightly queasy dream fever of a music video for "Bound 2," shot for shot. Thanks, Internet!
That's shot for every single damn shot, ya'll and, considering how monumentally unimpressive high art genius Kanye West's original video was, it's not an unfair assessment to say that this parody ("Bound 3") blows the original out of the water.
Also, is it sacrilege to say that, at this point, we'd rather gaze upon Rogan's rack than Kim K's overly exposed boob-age? Whatever, we said it.
But enough prattling on. Please take a long moment to savor the sight of grown men straddling each other a top a motorcycle and, most importantly, Seth Rogan's hairy décolletage. (Cue Kanye's outrage in 3, 2, 1....)
And here's the original, for comparison's sake.