Justin Bieber doesn’t have a baby, baby, baby, no!
Just weeks after the biggest gossip story of our time burst out of its womb, it’s crawling back up the news-uterus (sorry, that metaphor got away from us a little bit), as 20-year-old California woman Mariah Yeater has reportedly dropped her paternity suit against the teen pop star.
The suit was quietly dismissed late last week. What’s more, Mariah Yeater’s lawyers, Lance Rogers and Matt Pare, have quit her [and] withdrawn from the case.
As we first reported, Justin not only planned to take a DNA test when he returned to the U.S., he was going to sue Yeater and her lawyers for making a bogus claim. And, as we reported, Justin’s lawyer, Howard Weitzman, called the attorneys and informed them a suit was looming.
We’re not sure how Beiber is feeling right now, but we’re guessing it’s something like this: