Justin Bieber doesn’t have a baby, baby, baby, no!
Just weeks after the biggest gossip story of our time burst out of its womb, it’s crawling back up the news-uterus (sorry, that metaphor got away from us a little bit), as 20-year-old California woman Mariah Yeater has reportedly dropped her paternity suit against the teen pop star.
From TMZ:
The suit was quietly dismissed late last week. What’s more, Mariah Yeater’s lawyers, Lance Rogers and Matt Pare, have quit her [and] withdrawn from the case.
As we first reported, Justin not only planned to take a DNA test when he returned to the U.S., he was going to sue Yeater and her lawyers for making a bogus claim. And, as we reported, Justin’s lawyer, Howard Weitzman, called the attorneys and informed them a suit was looming.
We’re not sure how Beiber is feeling right now, but we’re guessing it’s something like this:
