Katy Perry tries to play coy about Orlando Bloom romance, fails - Metro US

Katy Perry tries to play coy about Orlando Bloom romance, fails

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A thirst bot named Katy Perry in her natural habitat. Photo: Getty Images

Katy Perry, resident thirst-bot, is playing coy about the recent rumors that she and ex-boyfriend Orlando Bloom are back on. If she could just go away for a bit and give us all a break, I would like that very much.

During an interview on SiriusXM’s “The Morning Mashup” earlier this week, the singer addressed said rumors. I mean, kind of.

“Well, you know, I think people are in and out of your life. It’s nice to keep people you love around you,” Perry, explained. “When you get older, lines get blurred. And you know what, I’m really busy. I’m about to go on tour for another year.”

Um, what? It’s like Perry can’t even decide what she wants to say about it. First she’s like, let me tell my business, I’m thirsty! Then she’s like, wait, maybe I shouldn’t. I’m sure there’s just a swirl of melted cotton candy where her frontal lobe should be, poor thing.

Anyway, the two were spotted getting cozy at an Ed Sheeran concert a couple of weeks ago because, of course they were. Reports say that their combined thirstiness was enough to overwhelm everyone in a five-foot radius. And by reports, I of course mean me.

In February of this year, the two announced that they were taking “respectful, loving space” from each other after nearly a year together. Maybe they forgot?

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