Khloe Kardashian has confirmed the news she’s pregnant. I mean, it’s about damn time.
In an Instagram post, the 33-year-old credited love for impregnating her. Because maybe she doesn’t know how the reproductive system works?
“My greatest dream realized!” she wrote. Buckle in, because this one is a long one. “We are having a baby! I had been waiting and wondering but God had a plan all along. He knew what He was doing. I simply had to trust in Him and be patient. I still at times can’t believe that our love created life! Tristan, thank you for loving me the way that you do! Thank you for treating me like a Queen! Thank you for making me feel beautiful at all stages! Tristan, most of all, Thank you for making me a MOMMY!!! You have made this experience even more magical than I could have envisioned! I will never forget how wonderful you’ve been to me during this time! Thank you for making me so happy my love!
Thank you to everyone for the love and positive vibes! I know we’ve been keeping this quiet but we wanted to enjoy this between our family and close friends as long as we could privately. To enjoy our first precious moments just us ❤️ Thank you all for understanding. I am so thankful, excited, nervous, eager, overjoyed and scared all in one! But it’s the best bundle of feelings I’ve ever felt in my life!”
This is the first child for Kardashian. Her boyfriend — maybe fiancee, honestly who knows — Tristan Thompson, 26, welcomed a baby boy with his ex-girlfriend Jordan Craig last December.
Anyway, this is fine. As fine as sitting in a burning building as your skin slowly melts off. Kidding, kind of! Congratulations, y’all.