Move over William and Kate— Metro’s got a new dream couple!
Yes, after less than a year of dating, former “Laguna Beach” and “The Hills” star Kristen Cavallari and current Chicago Bears quarterback Jay Cutler are getting married!
Yes, there are plenty of jokes to be made about these two — we’ll be making some below —but first, let us say that we actually think these two might really understand each other. The You that appears in reality shows and SportsCenter is not the You that you are in real life, you know?
And now, a roundup of the couple’s greatest hits: