Merry Christmas, Miley Cyrus! Someone stole your new video.
Miley’s new video for her song “Adore You,” for which she posted a teaser clip last week, leaked in full late last night. Miss Miley isnot happy about it. “We all know Smilers would break another record if it wasn’t for the f*** face who leaked my video. Alllllll good! Keep smiling :),” she tweeted.
Honestly though, if you’ve seen the preview clip, that’s basically all the video is: Miley writhing around in unflattering American Apparel-y underwear touching herself and pouting into the video camera she’s holding. Oh, she also writhes around in a bathtub of milky liquid (ew) in a black lace top. Though this might be the first pop song where someone sings a marriage proposal while masturbating. So that’s pretty groundbreaking.
Watch the video below if you’re so inclined, and don’t mind if Miley considers you a f***face. Keep in mind, though, that it is the day after Christmas and you are probably still at your family’s house. If you watch it with your headphones in and your dad walks by behind you, he will straight up think you are watching porn in his living room.