The collapse of the housing market has left many American families struggling under crippling mortgages. If only there was some way to have your mortgage paid for by doing next to nothing!
Now there is, and the only thing you have to do is sacrifice the respect of your friends and neighbors!
Mobile advertising business Adzookie.com is looking for houses to turn into painted billboards. In return, they will pay for your mortgage for the duration that your house remains painted.
Sounds like a good deal, right? After all, what's more dignified: Having a house that looks like a normal house, or living debt-free? Aren't you glad to live in a country where you have the freedom to make that choice?
So if you're into it, head on down to Adzookie and fill out an application. Yes, that's right: We're now in a world where people need to compete with each other for the right to embarrass themselves for money.