We entertainment staffers got to thinking about what we would like to give our favorite entertainers for the holidays — besides a collective noogie, of course. There were so many great ideas, that we’ll be writing our gift wish list all week. Anything you’re dying to wrap up for a certain celebrity? Let us know and we’ll try to include it!

Jessica Simpson: A new Maltipoo and a proper fence.

Lady Gaga and Lindsay Lohan:

Judd Apatow:
The ability to not cast his family in all of his movies.


Seth Rogen: A Dunkin’ Donuts gift card. Simply because he was way cuter when he was fat.

Tiger Woods: A new publicity team. Seriously — how did it ever get to this level of crap?

The ladies of “The Real Housewives of New Jersey:” A skin cancer check with a dermatologist.

Zac Efron: An internship at Metro.