Sad news in celebrity marriage-land this week, folks. Three popular couples — Laura Dern and Ben Harper, Courteney Cox and David Arquette, and Christina Aguilera and her non-famous-husband-who-nobody knows (aka: Jordan Bratman) — have all called it quits.

Although the details are scant on the Dern/Harper and Aguilera/Bratman breakups, luckily Arquette had the good taste to go on Howard Stern’s radio show yesterday for a tell-all interview. He told the shock-jock that he and Cox hadn’t slept together for four months and that he has already moved on to bartender Jasmine Waltz. “But I did have sex with her one time, maybe twice. ... My sexual encounter made me feel pretty manly,” he said.

He feels manly, we feel sad. At least we’ll always have “Scream” and “Scream 2” and quite possibly “Scream 4” to remember their beautiful union by.